Have you read the good news yet? Probably not if you're like most rap fans out there with their heads still stuck in Jay-Z's new book, "Decoded."
The book came in at no. 3 on the New York Times Best Sellers list for hardcover, non-fiction books — right behind George W. Bush's memoir, "Decision Points." Not a bad look for Hov, whose decision to talk to everyone from Howard Stern to Hot 97 when his book dropped clearly paid off in a big way.
And just like just about everything Jay does, expect this to start a trend. Last week Chicago rapper Common announced that he will also be releasing a memoir, "One Day It'll All Make Sense," sometime next spring. The Roots drummer Questlove is reportedly working on a book set to drop in 2011 called "Mommy, What's A Questlove?" And another book about Jay-Z's life, "Empire State of Mind: How Jay-Z Went from Street Corner to Corner Office," is already slated to hit stores next March.
Some excerpts from Jay's book include:
What "99 Problems" Is Really About
During his early years as a crack dealer, Jay was driving down Interstate-95 with a stash hidden in his car, and was pulled over by police for "no good reason." The officers couldn't search the car without probable cause, so a K-9 unit was called. But the unit didn't show up, and Jay was released. Minutes later, he saw the K-9 unit tearing down the highway in the other direction, but he was already free.
In the book, he reveals that the famous line from his 2004 song "99 Problems" — "I got 99 problems but a b*%#^ ain't one" — is not about a woman but a female dog, or the dogs he dodged that day. "It would have changed my life if that dog had been a few seconds faster," he writes.
The Dangers of Hip-Hop Stardom
Jay was close friends with the Notorious B.I.G. — the two teamed up for the classic "Brooklyn's Finest" on Jay's debut album, Reasonable Doubt — and in the book Jay talks about the mid-'90s murders of Biggie and Tupac Shakur. Jay writes: "They were both perfectly safe before they started rapping; they weren't being hunted by killers until they got into music. Biggie was on the streets before he started releasing music, but he never had squads of shooters (or the Feds) coming after him until he was famous."
Jay also writes about his 2003 collaboration with Eminem, "Moment of Clarity." At the studio session, Jay went to hug his friend, and realized Em was wearing a bulletproof vest. Jay writes that Em should have been "on a boat somewhere" rather than living in fear for his life.
A Notorious Blunt
In another Biggie moment, Jay recalls the MC making a cameo appearance in the video for "Ain't
No N---a," which Jay was filming with Foxy Brown in Miami in 1996. Jay-Z says he was never much of a pot smoker and only did so on vacation. "I could count the number of times I'd smoked trees," he writes. But when Big offered him a smoke, he thought to himself, "Relax, you're not on the streets anymore." So he smoked — and got completely wasted, just as the video shoot was to begin. Seeing what he had done, Biggie laughed and whispered to Jay, "I got ya." Jay said it took him 20 minutes to pull himself together. Later on, he told Big, "Never again, my n---a."
Flat Champagne
Biggie also introduced Jay to Cristal Champagne in 1994. Since then, he and other hip-hop stars helped popularize the expensive drink by name-checking it in their rhymes. But when Cristal executive Frederic Rouzad was asked about the drink's hip-hop connotations, he said, "We can't forbid people from buying it." Jay promptly led a boycott. "That was a slap in the face," he writes. "I released a statement saying that I would never drink Cristal or promote it in any way or serve it at any of my clubs ever again. I felt like this was the kind of bullshit I'd been dealing with forever, this kind of patronizing disrespect for the culture of hip-hop."
If you just finished reading "Decoded," there are also plenty of other rap memoirs that are also worth your time. If you loved Hov's book, try throwing one of these selections onto your Christmas list. You won't be disappointed:
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The Book: "The Way I Am"The Author: Eminem (with Sacha Jenkins)Why You'll Love It: There's plenty of stories to read here, but there's also a handful of things in Slim Shady's book that make it more of a coffee table book than a memoir. From the never-before-seen flicks to the rap lyric sheets to a collection of personal drawings, "The Way I Am" showcases the way one of hip-hop's favorite MCs really is: complicated.
The Book: "Life and Def: Sex, Drugs, Money & God"
The Author: Russell Simmons (with Nelson George)
Why You'll Love It: Lest you think Russell Simmons' life is all yoga mats and meditation, one glance at his memoirs reveal the Def Jam Records co-founder enjoying a much different lifestyle. He might have found peace with himself today. But once upon a time, he was just as wild and crazy, if not more wild and crazy than the artists he managed.
The Book: "Magic City: Trials of a Native Son"
The Author: Trick Daddy (with Peter Bailey)
Why You'll Love It: Drug dealing? Pimping? Poverty? Crime? Jail? This book's got a little of everything. Unfortunately, it was released the same day as Jay-Z's Decoded and was largely overlooked by mainstream media, but if you've ever enjoyed a single song by Trick Daddy, it's not hard to figure out why you need this book in your life.
The Book: "Young, Rich, and Dangerous: The Making of a Music Mogul"
The Author: Jermaine Dupri (with Samantha Marshall)
Why You'll Love It: JD went from a backup dancer for Whodini to the richest guy throwing dollar bills in ATL's Magic City strip club and dating Janet Jackson. Want to know how he did it? It's all here.
The Book: "Unbelievable: The Life, Death and Afterlife of The Notorious B.I.G."
The Author: Cheo Hodari Coker
Why You'll Love It: Biggie obviously didn't live long enough to write his own memoirs. But he did leave behind a big pile of memories that helped put his life — and his death, for that matter — into the proper perspective.
The Book: "I Make My Own Rules"
The Author: LL Cool J (with Karen Hunter)
Why You'll Love It: Sure, he's released five albums, a handful of movies and a bunch of other books since dropping this memoir way back in 1998. But his first attempt in the world of publishing outlined exactly how Uncle L went from a 16-year-old MC with a mixing table from Sears to one of the most celebrated rappers of all-time—and how he managed to do it his way.
The Book: "E.A.R.L.: The Autobiography of DMX"
The Author: DMX (with Smokey Fontaine)
Why You'll Love It: It's easy to say X screwed up his entire career by getting involved with drugs and turning towards a life of crime. It's a little bit harder to take a look at his past and consider why he did it. But that's exactly what this autobiography will force you to do. Warts and all, this is X's story.
The Book: "Ruthless: A Memoir"
The Author: Jerry Heller (with Gil Reavill)
Why You'll Love It: Say what you want about the guy behind Ruthless Records — which, at one time, housed N.W.A. and later propelled Bone-Thugs-N-Harmony to great heights. Jerry Heller helped birth the role of the powerful entrepreneur-turned-record label CEO that still exists in hip-hop today and he explains how in this book.
The Book: "Rollin' With Dre: The Unauthorized Account: An Insider's Tale of the Rise, Fall and
Rebirth of West Coast Hip Hop"
The Author: Bruce Williams (with Donnell Alexander)
Why You'll Love It: Forget that the book isn't authorized by Dr. Dre. Bruce Williams (aka "Uncle Bruce") served as Dre's right-hand man for more than a decade and has stories for days. So while the typically reserved good Doctor may not share many of the intimate memories about Death Row or the start of Aftermath, Williams has no problem doing it for him.
The Book: "The Rose that Grew from Concrete"
The Author: Tupac Shakur
Why You'll Love It: Ok, so 'Pac's book isn't necessarily a memoir. But it does feature a collection of telling poems written by the late rapper during the late 1980s and early 1990s before he started rapping. And since the whole point of Jay's "Decoded" was to show that rapping is another form of poetry, isn't this the perfect companion?
By Chris Yuscavage